You’d think we were in Pamplona, Spain, at the annual running of the bulls, but no. This, folks, is the back-to-school ice cream social. At an appointed time, and not a moment too soon, an elementary staff member plasters the glass doors with the rosters of this year’s classes. If your child happens to be trampled underfoot in the hordes of squealing classmates, not to worry! The lists cover the walls of social media in light seconds, to be analyzed by parents like a play-by-play at Sporting Park. And the obsessing begins.